The Devil And Donald Trump

                                       THE DEVIL AND DONALD TRUMP

                                                 by Paul Morantz

    (This is my 3rd column on Donald Trump. For other two see and

”I was elected to represent Pittsburgh, not Paris.”

          What the Frick?

 What does Paris have to do with it? That was just a place where they held the accord.  It was to benefit the world, not Paris.  Doesn’t Donald Trump care about people drowning, burning and freezing? Not likely. Especially when the devil, if not too busy dancing in the Australia fires, is whispering into his favorite son’s ear.

  One day, before he leaves office, maybe Donald (Damien), imitating Flip Wilson, will confess the devil made him do it all.

   The devil and Donald Trump relationship is not like the devil and Daniel Webster where they were adverse. It is more like Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves, Mick Jager’s sympathy, Laurel and Hardy and of course the Omen’s Damien and his dad. You remember The Omen.  The devil had a son born into wealth and politics who sought to become Pres. and then destroy the world. Most likely you thought this was a fictional story. Guess again.

   With global warming, Trump favored the economy over human life. How many have died in storms, heat and cold. Every year since he took office, California records its hottest summer every year.   But Donald Trump just cares about the stock market. Something he can use to be a pied piper and lead everyone off the cliff.

   There was a chance we would all come out of this alive in one more year when we would have the next election. But the devil saw it coming. So he whispered in the ear of a Chinese man to take a bite out of a bat.

   He also had Trump eliminate previously his pandemic team and suggested Trump tell the public there was nothing to fear about co-mingling and say:   

“The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the CoronaVirus situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant.”

  And recently the impish Donald told the world:   

  “Look at automobile accidents, which are far greater than any numbers we’re talking about. That doesn’t mean we’re going to tell everybody no more driving of cars. So we have to do things to get our country open.”


“We’re opening up this incredible country. Because we have to do that. I would love to have it open by Easter…

“I would love to have the country opened up, and rarin’ to go by Easter.”

 “Wouldn’t it be great to have all the churches full?”   “You’ll have packed churches all over our country … I think it’ll be a beautiful time.”

  Trump, as he did with global warming, believes the economy is more important than deaths.

  Bill Gates, who could never be accused of being the devil’s friend, says we can’t restart the economy soon and simply “ignore that pile of bodies over in the corner”

    Actually, Bill, if Trump and devil have their way bodies will be filed in the corners of Christian churches.

    And should Donald Trump die from the virus, don’t shed a tear. He probably will have a job as a tour guide in Hell locked up.   

   Hell’s A-Poppin!  Roll over Dante.

   Bill Gates for Pres.

   This time the road to hell is paved with bad intentions.